No, Thank You. I’M A Satan.

2021-02-25   |   by CusiGO

When the Lord’s Witnesses knocked door to door, I learned how to remove them from me and said, “no, thank you. We are Satanists in this temple.” It’s the most intimidating reaction, because they’re not trained to react. If you tell them you are atheist, or even if you show hostility and misunderstanding, they have a set of instant copies to sneak you a pamphlet. Facing Satan, they don’t know what to do. When they are panicked and silent, you can close their doors without violence, as Satan’s code of etiquette says…